Here are some frequently asked questions about our revolutionary new theory:
| Q | A |
|---|---|
| Is Case Theory 1 a thing that will make my life easier? | We hope so, but no promises. |
| Will Case Theory 1 replace my favorite bookshelf? | Not unless your bookshelf is secretly a sentient being that Case Theory 1 has been programmed to eliminate. |
| Can I use Case Theory 1 with my favorite toaster? | We can't help you with that. Ask a toaster expert. |
| Is Case Theory 1 a viable career path? | Only if you enjoy explaining complex theories to people who don't understand them. |